The Verdict

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No time for rest, got to get the book count up.

Stop counting your books and start actually reading them, you heathens

The raw number of books a person reads doesn’t tell you much about their general level of intelligence.

  • David Free

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Actress Rachel McAdams (left) and Actor Ryan Gosling accept the award for Best Kiss for The Notebook onstage during the 2005 MTV Movie Awards.

Justice for Jacob: The awards the academy is too cowardly to give

We need rich and beautiful celebrities to be mildly humiliated for our viewing pleasure.

  • Jenna Guillaume
I laugh at your cute little five-letter word puzzles, and I raise you Contexto.

Wordle is for dummies. Play this word game instead

I laugh at your cute little five-letter word puzzles, and I raise you Contexto.

  • Robert Moran
Cross-country skiing: It is inelegant, it is treacherous, and it is joyfully unproblematic.

If you only watch one event during these Winter Olympics, make it this one

It is inelegant, it is treacherous and it is joyfully unproblematic.

  • Mali Cornish
Luke “no crowd work” Heggie.

Why are we paying hundreds to answer ‘what’s your job’?

The rise of the crowd-work comic: because thinking of a second joke is just too much effort.

  • Luke Heggie
Minimalism is impossible for the ordinary person to achieve.

Minimalism is elitist and exhausting. Let me be messy

The appearance of having nothing is, perversely, for those who can afford anything.

  • Mali Cornish
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Finish the book George, we roar.

The long wait has ruined George R. R. Martin’s The Winds of Winter

No book can survive 14 years of hype.

  • Charles Purcell
A total yam sham.

The viral sweet potato trend is a culinary scam

We’ve officially reached the end-of-civilisation stage of the internet when we start treating a tuber stuffed with cheddar like it’s a Michelin-star revelation.

  • Jenna Guillaume
Is it time to ghost your group chat?

The group chat is the new second shift. I’m turning in my resignation

Our digital “villages” have transformed from helpful hubs into high-stakes management roles.

  • Mali Cornish
Love Island has helped to popularise the thong bikini.

If you have a problem with thong bikinis, the problem is you

From surf lifesavers to Love Island stars, the thong is a practical beach staple – so why are we clutching our pearls only when women wear them?

  • Damien Woolnough